Things aren’t always what they seem. Then it’s possible I’m having a good time.

“I love you…Te amo…我爱你” -God-

Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (4): Anecdotal Evidence – Evidence for a discovery is anecdotal.

96.7% of all statistics used in daily conversation are just made up on the spot.

“All I know is … everything” -God-

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.

Back when President Lyndon Johnson declared War on Poverty, up in West Virginia we thought he meant us. Grabbed our shotguns and headed into the hills, preparing to fight back.

Say it isn’t so, Ethel!

What’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread? Remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread!

Ya got time for breathin’, ya got time for music. -Briscoe Darling, “The Andy Griffith Show”-