Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan-

Where’s the beef? -(Wendy’s)-

I’m not writing my C.V., I’m writing my biography. -Linda Nicholls-

(That’s absurd.) Of course it’s absurd! That’s why we changed to a chicken! Did you ever try to kick off with a pig?

I must be a very wise man because I learn from my mistakes, and I make an awfully lot of mistakes. -Fr. Garrett Roche, SVD-

The software used to be much better than this, but they’ve improved it and now it’s not as good.

Famous Last Words: Somebody hand me a match. I can’t see where the gas is leaking from.

Famous Last Words: You can beat it easy; the train’s not coming very fast.

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.