If you keep your expectations low you are never disappointed.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. -Oscar Levant-

Everyone needs to believe something. Right now I believe I’ll have another beer.

If you learn to laugh at yourself you won’t have time to do anything else.

I don’t believe in blanket theological statements. -Rebecca Nagella-

Hard work … pays off … sometimes.

Don’t be yourself. Be someone a little nicer. -Mignon McLaughlin-

No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology. -Ronald Reagan-

Every discovery opens the greater the boundary of darkness by which it is surrounded. -Humphry Davy-

Self help books to cope with mid-life snit: a veritable tower of psychobabble. It’s great to live in an age where the emotionally discombobulated can so expertly treat themselves! -Opus, “Bloom County”-