How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

Please drive safely. Heaven can wait. -Batesville Casket Company (on the back of the truck)-

Words, words, words, are the stumbling-blocks in the way of truth. Until you think of things as they are, and not of the words that misrepresent them, you cannot think rightly. -Samuel Butler-

We spend our youth chasing money, then spend our money chasing youth.

It’s not the having, it’s the getting. -Garfield-

The trouble with this game is half of it’s 90% mental. -Yogi Bera-

Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids.

I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom. -George W. Bush-

In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination. -Mark Twain-

M-I-C (See you real soon!) -K-E-Y (Why? Because we like you!) M-O-U-S-E