Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters. -Benjamin Franklin-

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I wonder if you’ve got such a thing as a balloon about you? -Winnie-the-Pooh-

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. -Albert Einstein-

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

Please drive safely. Heaven can wait. -Batesville Casket Company (on the back of the truck)-

Words, words, words, are the stumbling-blocks in the way of truth. Until you think of things as they are, and not of the words that misrepresent them, you cannot think rightly. -Samuel Butler-

We spend our youth chasing money, then spend our money chasing youth.

It’s not the having, it’s the getting. -Garfield-

The trouble with this game is half of it’s 90% mental. -Yogi Bera-