You may fire when you are ready, Gridley. -Commodore George Dewey, USN-

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -Dan Quayle-

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?

No nation was ever ruined by trade. -Benjamin Franklin-

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. -Ronald Reagan-

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? -Al Gore-

You’re just upset because the voices aren’t speaking to you.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-

All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones. -Benjamin Franklin-

The secretarial staff keeps decks of cards in their desk drawers so they have something to do when the computers go down.