I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-

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I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. -Dan Quayle-

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.