Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde-

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. -Mark Twain-

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

You seek a Web site…It cannot be located…Countless more exist.

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.