Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

The biggest problem with communication is the perception that it occurred.

Be brilliant only for short periods of time. Otherwise, people start expecting it from you.

“Do you have any idea where you=E2=80=99re going?” -God-

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. -C. S. Lewis-

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain-

There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.