All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

You seek a Web site…It cannot be located…Countless more exist.

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.

I once converted meters per second to furlongs per fortnight to make the point about the clumsiness of English units.

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you tak= e Hofstadter=E2=80=99s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-

Computers let you waste time efficiently.