The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. -Madison Avenue Baptist Church, New York City-

She sells sea shells down by the seashore.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. -Mark Twain-

I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front and there is no finer fighting organization in the world. -General Douglas MacArthur, USA-

Do not believe that it is very much of an advance to do the unnecessary three times as fast. -Peter Drucker-

Gloria in Excelcis Deo.

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see. -A.K. Trenfor-

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure.