Opportunity only knocks once. Temptation leans on the doorbell.

It’s extremely difficult to second guess the American Navy, because the Ame= ricans rarely read their doctrine, and don=E2=80=99t feel compelled to foll= ow it when they do. -Admiral Sergei Gorshkov, Soviet Union-

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln-

Charlie Chaplin once allegedly said to Albert Einstein: “The people applaud me because everyone understands me, and they applaud you because no one understands you.”

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -Groucho Marx-

The only hope of reward is the cessation of pain.

Intelligence has its limits. Stupidity hasn’t found its bounds yet.

God Recycles: He made you out of dust.

It’s a good thing Mary felt differently about abortion than Notre Dame does.

Now, to find the cure. May it be not worse than the disease. -Man of La Mancha-