Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia state lottery? The winner gets three dollars a year for one million years.

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. -Leo Rosten-

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge -Fiona Schmid Berobero-

I would learn how to play. I mean that. Start now… learn something to enjoy after your life’s work. -David Copeland, when asked what he would do differently in his life-

Eventually every atheistic system crumbles under its burden of lies. -Third Presbyterian Church, PCA, Birmingham, Alabama-

Evil can kill a person, but never conquer a nation. -Jens Stoltenberg-

Why did Forrest Gump choose ‘Bama over WVU? He wanted an academic challenge.

West Virginia farmer to tourist: See them hills? the rocks is four billion and three years old. Tourist: That’s amazing accuracy! Farmer: Yep. Some feller from the university was here and he sez them rocks was made four billion years ago, and that was exactly three years ago, come this April.

Well, who better to play Nazis than we Jews? (Schultz is not a Nazi. I see Schultz as the representative of some kind of goodness in any generation.) -John Banner-

What happens when blondes move from Kentucky to West Virginia? Both states become smarter.