“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” -God-

Hypocrisy is the fruit of failed legalism. -Hunter Twitty-

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget. -Danielle Keen-

The road to success is always under construction. -Lily Tomlin-

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams-

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. -Danielle Keen-

A good cemetery? This is a great cemetery! People are just dying to get in!

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil. -Douglas Adams-

Imagine meeting somebody from a hundred years ago. You show him your smartphone and your tablet computer and explain that they are connected to the Internet, from which all knowledge and wisdom the human race has accumulated can be accessed. He asks you what you do with them, and you say “Well, we look at pictures of kitties and pass along dumb jokes.” -Rev. Bill Olewiler-