Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees. -Bob Hope-

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. -Bob Hope (on receving the Congressional Gold Medal)-

War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-

The First Amendment of the Constitution was not written to protect the people of this country from religious values; it was written to protect religious values from government tyranny. -Ronald Reagan-

A people free to choose will always choose peace. -Ronald Reagan-

Flaunt what Mother Nature gives you before Father Time takes it away.

There is a rational, scientific explanation for this. We just haven’t found it yet.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

What was the first thing God ever said to people?

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -Ronald Reagan-