Your Internet connection may be down. Go try to cheer it up.

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don’t already believe it. -Robert Anton Wilson-

We call our local star the Sun. I wonder what it is called in other parts of the galaxy.

Calvin: Do you believe in life after death? Hobbes: You just steer, okay? -Calvin & Hobbes-

Every once in a while, there’s a sudden gust of gravity… -Smitty-

Men build too many walls and not enough bridges. -Isaac Newton-

All men should make coffee for their women. It says so in the Bible: “Hebrew.” -found on Facebook-

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. -Dr. John von Neumann-

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. -Emo Philips-

Why torture yourself when life’ll do it for you? -Danielle Keen-