Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-

Long John Silvers was almost closed 2 years ago by the ASPCA … they were promoting “battered shrimp.”

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. If you believe that, you haven’t been hit by the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary. -Anu Garg-

As medical students are taught, when you hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras. -Paul Cassell-

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

If history repeats itself I want to get a dinosaur.

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious. -Will Rogers-

Of course you know, this means war. -Bugs Bunny-

Waiter, I don’t like all these flies bothering me while I eat. “Very well, sir, point out the ones you don’t like and I’ll have them removed.”