A Bible that is well worn and frayed often belongs to a Christian who is not.

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. -Dave Barry-

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected. -Steve Jobs-

Put a chicken in a car and the car won’t go, and that’s how you spell Chicago.

One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die. -Evelyn Waugh-

Rin Tin Tin and a bottle of gin, and that’s how you spell Cincinnati.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde-

And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind. -Dave Barry-

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. -Paula Poundstone-

Thinking is a momentary dismissal of irrelevancies. -R. Buckminster Fuller-