Money is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it. -Ambrose Bierce (alt)-

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. -Mark Twain-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “to dial a phone number.”

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty. -Benjamin Franklin-

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. -Dan Quayle-

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-