The speed of time is one-second per second.

In all the Army nothing is more general than a Private and nothing more private than a General.

I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. -J. Wellington Wimpy, of “Popeye”-

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The strange American ardor for passing laws, the insane belief in regulation and punishment, plays into the hands of the reformers, most of them quacks themselves. Their efforts, even when honest, seldom accomplish any appreciable good. -H.L. Mencken-

Commitment is a rare commodity in our time. -Rev. Richard Trucks-

It is the natural tendency of the ignorant to believe what is not true. In order to overcome that tendency it is not sufficient to exhibit the true; it is also necessary to expose and denounce the false. -H.L. Mencken-