Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one [which would] send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth — boxes of Crayolas. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination instead of death. A child who touched one wouldn’t have his hand blown off. -Robert Fulghum-
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My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects. -Robert Maynard Hutchins-
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We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing. -Ralph Waldo Emerson-
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence. -Albert Edward Wiggam-
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle-
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A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. -Brander Matthews-
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. -Al McGuire-
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. -Will Rogers-
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I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That’s what I call a liberal education. -Tallulah Bankhead-
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The modern world belongs to the half-educated, a rather difficult class, because they do not realize how little they know. -William R. Inge-