Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. -Philippians 4:8-

Life is going on out there, while here I sit eating doughnuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated. -Garfield-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

You seek a Web site … It cannot be located … Countless more exist. (error messages in haiku)

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

Computers let you waste time efficiently.

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-