A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer-

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.

Velvet put-downs: She is a peacock in everything but beauty. -Oscar Wilde-

Velvet put-downs: He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. -Abraham Lincoln-

Velvet put-downs: His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. -Mae West-

Velvet put-downs: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill-

Velvet put-downs: He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -Forrest Tucker-

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. -C. S. Lewis-

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -Albert Einstein-

When church begins, turn off your mobile phone that God can call you. -St. Joseph Freinademetz Chapel, Divine Word University-