People are prisoners of their phones and that’s why they’re called Cell Phones. -found on Facebook-

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.” -found on Facebook-

A knife and a fork and a bottle and a cork, and that’s how you spell New York.

Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (2): Persecuted Research — The discoverer says that a powerful establishment is trying to suppress the work.

Here’s what I mean by normal. If you put a hundred men and women on an island, even if they are of several races, and come back in a hundred years, you will find they have reproduced. If you put only a hundred men, or only a hundred women, on an island and come back in a hundred years, you will find nobody left. You can call that narrow minded but I call it science. -Cutlass 43k-

We learn by teaching. -James Howell-

Like the grains of sand in an hour glass go the days of our lives.

When visiting nature remember to take only photographs and leave only footprints.

The future will be better tomorrow. -Dan Quayle-

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-