A view of the water is not a matter of life or death. It’s more important than that. -Down The Hatch Seafood Restaurant, Ponce Inlet, Florida-

Until world order is an accomplished fact, and universal disarmament the logical result, it will be a crime to excuse men from the types and kinds of training that will give them a decent chance for survival in battle. -Dwight D. Eishenhower-

Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. -Philippians 4:8-

Life is going on out there, while here I sit eating doughnuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated. -Garfield-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

You seek a Web site … It cannot be located … Countless more exist. (error messages in haiku)

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

Computers let you waste time efficiently.