The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place, and continues to do so today. -Douglas Adams-

The future is much like the present, only longer. -Dan Quisenberry-

First ant: Why are we running? Second ant: It says “tear along dotted line.”

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -Thomas Jones-

The friendship that can cease has never been real. -Saint Jerome-

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. -Japanese Proverb-

First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me. -Martin Niemöller-

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever. -Dan Quayle-

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. -Andy Warhol-

You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman’s name and claim to love her. -Real Live Preacher-