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I have lived under threat of hurricane, wild fire, whiteout snowstorm, earthquake, mudslide, flooding, lava flow, typhoon, blizzard, ice storm, drought, violent volcanic eruption, tsunami and tornado. My observation is that people are most comfortable with the natural disaster with which they were raised. And hardly anybody thinks about massive meteorite strike.

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One guy: “I know why the donkey won’t go in the barn. His ears are too long to fit under the doorway. Let’s cut all the way around the walls and raise the roof of the barn by three inches.” Other guy: “Why don’t we just dig a little ramp through the doorway so he can walk down into it and pass through the door?” “Idiot! It’s his ears that are too long, not his legs.”

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Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you’re not smart enough to debug it. -Brian W. Kernighan-