I must be off to patrol the moat. -Sir Rodney-

You don’t have to outrun the bear. You only have to outrun the slowest person ahead of you.

Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose. -Ronald Reagan-

Clarke’s Second Law of Prediction: The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

♫ My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. ♪ / My bologna has a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R. ♪ / I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say ♪ / ‘Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. ♫

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.