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His exiguous nautical pension is hardly enough to pay for the one cockroach infested room which he inhabits in the slum area behind Tatwig Street. -Lawrence Durrell-

Long before the 20th Century or even the First Millennium there were wide variations in weather patterns on a global scale. Now with only a snapshot view of these systems through history we propose to modify climate change patterns we don’t understand.

Never confuse motion with action. -Benjamin Franklin-

If Al Gore had been around during the last Ice Age, he would have lobbied to prevent the glaciers from retreating off of Ohio.

It’s like de já vu all over again. -Yogi Bera-

A ship-of-war is the best ambassador. -Oliver Cromwell-

Die not important. All men die. What matters is how you die. -Friday, “Robinson Crusoe”-

We call our local star the Sun. I wonder what it is called in other parts of the galaxy.

Perfect prior planning prevents piss-poor performance.