May there be such a oneness between you that when one weeps, the other tastes salt. -M. Buxbaum-

You may fire when you are ready, Gridley. -Commodore George Dewey, USN, 1 May 1898-

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. -Dave Barry-

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid the answer to a direct question. -Spock, “Star Trek”-

The truth is, all might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they ought. -Samuel Adams-

On the other hand, we have different fingers. -Jack Handey-

You’re the kind of person who would throw a drowning man an anchor.

I’d rather be a geek than a geep.

I have not yet begun to fight! -Captain John Paul Jones, USN-

Each computer code has at least five bugs, and this number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found.