Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, “Thy will be done,” and those to whom God says, “All right, then, have it your way.” -C. S. Lewis-

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Is it true that the plural of “y’all” is “all y’all”?

[God] designed time to be a protection for you. You couldn’t bear to see all your life at once. -Sarah Young, “Jesus Calling”.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. -Mark Twain-

Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-

Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks. Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works. -Ron Heuse-