It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. -Dave Barry-

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it “Christmas” and went to church; the Jews called it “Hanukkah” and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say “Merry Christmas!” or “Happy Hanukkah!” or (to the atheists) “Look out for the wall!” -Dave Barry-

If you don’t work on important problems, it’s not likely that you’ll do important work. -Richard W. Hamming-

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King, Jr.-

I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don’t understand. -Sir Edward Appleton-

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” -Dave Barry-

I’m addicted to oxygen. I go 20, 30, 40 seconds without any and I find I’m spending a lot of time thinking about that next hit.

If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -Benjamin Disraeli-

If you can dream it, you can do it. -Walt Disney-