There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis-

There’s something in the human personality which resents things that are clear, and conversely, something which is attracted to puzzles, enigmas, and allegories. -Stanley Kubrick-

The problem with people who have no vices is that, generally, you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. “You ate it, Ralph.” -(Alka Seltzer)-

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan-

Parts is parts -(Wendy’s)-

The software used to be much better than this, but they’ve improved it and now it’s not as good.