If you happen to be in a certain 2 percent of the population, you have these mental qualities that resonate well with computer, and you naturally gravitate to computer science. It’s just a way of thinking that distinguishes us. Eventually, I learned that I was a computer scientist. -Donald Knuth-

Failure to plan ahead on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -Mark Twain-

Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear. -George W. Bush-

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! -(Alka Seltzer)-

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But if I had my druthers, I’druther see than be one.

Did ya hear about the lady who was walking alongside the runway and got hit by a plane propeller? Disaster!

The Son of God died: it is wholly believable because it is absurd; he was buried and rose again, which is certain because it is impossible. -Tertullian-

Living in Papua New Guinea has spoiled me. I used to think I’d be happy at 74 degrees but now I like it a lot at 80.