The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “a broken record.”

Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”

If you don’t like my cooking have another glass of wine.

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. -Glaser and Way-

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

If you’re worried about the water, just brush you teeth with vodka. (Does that help?) Who cares? -Dr. Jerry Robinson, “The Bob Newhart Show”-

In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. -Robert Green Ingersoll-

And always remember… when life hands you Lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! -Treesia Rhoden-