Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

What’s another word for thesaurus?

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-

Some days you get the bear. Some days the bear gets you.

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-

Diplomacy is remembering a lady’s birthday but forgetting her age. -Benjamin Franklin-