(That’s absurd.) Of course it’s absurd! That’s why we changed to a chicken! Did you ever try to kick off with a pig?
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I’m not writing my C.V., I’m writing my biography. -Linda Nicholls-
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Sunrise always works. -Joy Gresham Lewis-
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Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation. -Jean Arp-
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Famous Last Words: It can’t possibly go off. The safety is set.
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I must be a very wise man because I learn from my mistakes, and I make an awfully lot of mistakes. -Fr. Garrett Roche, SVD-
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Famous Last Words: Are you sure this thing isn’t loaded?
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Invention requires an excited mind; execution, a calm one. -Johann Peter Eckermann-
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Famous Last Words: Somebody hand me a match. I can’t see where the gas is leaking from.
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Famous Last Words: You can beat it easy; the train’s not coming very fast.