I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow-

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. -C. S. Lewis-

Velvet put-downs: He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -Forrest Tucker-

Velvet put-downs: He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. -Robert Redford-

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer-

Velvet put-downs: I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial. -Irvin S. Cobb-

Elephants and donkeys never fought until politics came along.

Velvet put-downs: I feel so miserable without you. It’s almost like having you here. -Stephen Bishop-

The devil made me do it. -Geraldine (comedian Clerow “Flip” Wilson)-

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -Albert Einstein-