War is war and Hell is hell. And war is worse, because there’s no innocent bystanders in Hell. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. -Nelson Mandela-

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation… A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. -William Gibson-

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -Albert Einstein-

Obey what the Bible says, not what men say the Bible says.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by
understanding. -Albert Einstein-

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Socialism is tyranny based on good intentions. -Southside Cleaners, Lakeland, Florida-

Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Bafflegab is multiloquence characterized by consummate interfusion of circumlocution or periphrasis, inscrutability, and other familiar manifestations of abstruse expatiation commonly utilitzed for promulgations implementing Procrustean determinations by governmental bodies. -Milton A. Smith-