What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

“Need a marriage counselor? I’m available.” -God-

If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan-

Everyone has the right to make mistakes, but don’t you think you’ve taken someone else’s turn?

The function of the university is not simply to teach bread-winning, or to furnish teachers for the public schools or to be a centre of polite society; it is, above all, to be the organ of that fine adjustment between real life and the growing knowledge of life, an adjustment which forms the secret of civilization. -W. E. B. Du Bois-

They know enough who know how to learn. -Henry Adams-

You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are the same.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.