Life is going on out there, while here I sit eating doughnuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated. -Garfield-

When I works, I works hard. When I plays, I plays loose. And when I sits and thinks, I falls asleep.

An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It’s being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don’t. -Anatole France-

Until world order is an accomplished fact, and universal disarmament the logical result, it will be a crime to excuse men from the types and kinds of training that will give them a decent chance for survival in battle. -Dwight D. Eishenhower-

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

You seek a Web site … It cannot be located … Countless more exist. (error messages in haiku)

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. -Mark Twain-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-