Early to bed, early to rise, fish all day and make up lies.

The traditional mathematics professor of popular legend is absentminded…. After all, you can learn something from the traditional mathematics professor. Let us hope that the mathematics teacher from whom you cannot learn anything will not become traditional. -George Polya-

The sum of the cubes of the first n numbers equals the sum of the first n numbers, squared.

I am an Ageless Hippie with a rock’n’roll heart and a never-ending hope for Peace. -Hippie Peace Freaks-

Indeed, the testament of science is so continually in a flux that the heresy of yesterday is the gospel of today and the fundamentalism of tomorrow. -Edward Kasner and James R. Newman-

You can prove almost anything if you get to pick and choose your facts, especially if you’re willing to overlook evidence to the contrary. -Cutlass 43k-

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person’s ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. -C.S. Lewis-

Simplicity is the final achievement. After one has played a vast quantity of notes and more notes, it is simplicity that emerges as the crowning reward of art. -Frederic Chopin-

For once you did something that didn’t make me want to shove a dead rat in your mouth and sew your lips shut. -Carla, “Cheers”-