When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.

Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself…. Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards. -Lois McMaster Bujold-

Parenting is a journey from management to consultant, if you’re lucky. -Noah benShea-

Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we’ve ever known. -Ronald Reagan-

As for me, I would rather have seated beside me in this chamber a polygamist who doesn’t polyg than a monogamist who doesn’t monag. -Boies Penrose-

A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means – either may do – the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier. -Benjamin Franklin-

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Getting old is not for the faint of heart. -Mitzi Cupp-