I promise you a police car on every sidewalk. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

You can try to understand, but it only hurts.

“Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.” -God-

Don’t bother me right now. I’m having a Microsoft migraine moment.

The future ain’t what it used to be. -Yogi Berra-

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth. -Robert Southey-

All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams-

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. -John Sladek-

I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. -Douglas Adams-

We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them. -Thucydides-