Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

?(-1) 2^3 ? ? … and it was delicious!

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-

God is real, unless declared integer.

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

I’ve got places to go, people to see, things to do and trouble to cause.

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-