It ain’t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-

Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-

You don’t need to experience a great deal of suffering to know that pain is not fun, which is why it’s called pain. -Chris Castaldo-

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein-

I learn more and more about less and less until eventually I know everything about nothing.

Any country whose main agricultural exports are coffee and cocoa can’t be all bad.