War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-

In case signals can neither be seen or perfectly understood, no captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside the enemy. -Lord Horatio Nelson-

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. -Ronald Reagan-

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.

How can something which seemed so plausible at the time seem so idiotic in retrospect? -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes-

I am not one who – who flamboyantly believes in throwing a lot of words around. -George H. W. Bush-

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours. -Yogi Bera-

You should be able to laugh at yourself. After all, everyone else does.