The secretarial staff keeps decks of cards in their desk drawers so they have something to do when the computers go down.
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Any job will expand to fill the time allotted to it.
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The Enterprise crew doesn’t know it, but we secretly replaced their dilithium with Folgers Crystals.
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Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (2): Persecuted Research – The discoverer says that a powerful establishment is trying to suppress the work.
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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. -Ken Olson, Digital Equipment Corp (1977)-
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I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat. -Will Rogers-
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Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. -Benjamin Franklin-
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The future will be better tomorrow. -Dan Quayle-
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Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (6): Isolated Researcher – The discoverer has worked in isolation.
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If you seek peace, work for justice. -Pope Paul VI-