Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?

Where liberty dwells, there is my country. -Benjamin Franklin-

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.