It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-

Why is it that every time a man is played for a fool by a woman, every other woman that man knows takes great delight in it? -Perry Mason-

Success Always Hugs you in Private…! But Failure Always slaps you in the Public…! Thats Life… -Moel Jamace Avini-

A long talk with a great friend is a beautiful thing! -Nyla-Jean de Boer-

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. -Red Sketon-

Good night. And May God Bless. -Red Sketon-

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’. -Red Sketon-

Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos. -Will Durant-

Can you think of a word that uses all the vowels including the y? Unquestionably! -Anu Garg-

Clearing the snow off your significant other’s car is a romantic gesture couples in snowless states will never understand. -Bonnie Garza-