To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection. -Henri Poincaré-

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

As for me, I would rather have seated beside me in this chamber a polygamist who doesn’t polyg than a monogamist who doesn’t monag. -Boies Penrose-

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means — either may do — the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier. -Benjamin Franklin-

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. -Douglas Adams-

New Zealand’s national icon is the kiwi which is a small nocturnal bird that is round and brown, and furry. They should not be confused with kiwi fruit, which is also round and brown, and furry. New Zealanders are sometimes called Kiwis, and some of us are round and brown, as well. -Paul, tourguide with Toru Tours, Auckland-

I feel like my entire life is leading up to a tell-all book critics will dismiss as just one long fever dream. -Hilary Forth, “Sally Forth”-

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

Maybe Lucy was right. Of all the Charlie Browns, you’re the Charlie Browniest. -Linus van Pelt, “Peanuts”-