I just watched the dogs chase their tails for five minutes. I was thinking, “It must be nice to be that easily entertained.” But then I realized: I just watched dogs chase their tails for five minutes. -“Randy’s Random” by Randy Cassingham-

They say that no two snowflakes are alike. But just who, exactly, keeps track of that?

The algebra of quaternions preserves the law of multiplicative associativity but does away with commutativity.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it. -Clarence Darrow-

Life is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. -Simón Denis Poisson-

Sometimes I use big words I don’t understand to make myself appear more photosynthesis. -Betty Isikiel-

If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one to post the meme to Facebook — did it actually fall? -Randy Cassingham-

I never came across one of Laplace’s “Thus it plainly appears” without feeling sure I had hours of hard work before me to fill up the chasm and find out how and show how it plainly appears. -Nathaniel Bowditch-

We are one step away from stupid, every one of us. -Chris Plekenpol-

You do good work, what little there is of it. -Gordy Hentz-